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What's Up? - tuesday, september 10, 2013 - 18:26

I don't miss Oakland much. Maybe bits. Good times etc.

wtf - sunday, june 24, 2012 - 18:33

these words belong to me?

I am not this entity. plausible deniability. I COULD SUE YOU FOR TRICKING ME.

ha, no really i'm not that nuts.

how are you all?

Can't get away from stoners - monday, june 23, 2008 - 15:48

My people. But it's looking a bit sad, TBH. I had to admit to a customer that I have no idea how to do my job and it's probably for the best if you just buy it yourself, sir. It isn't my fault and I'm just being honest 'cos I was up until after 4am playing Rock Band, after being out 'on the rah.'

Dear god, it's fucking brilliant, though!

FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!11 - friday, may 04, 2007 - 12:33

SNP beats Labour in Scottish poll

*i took some of the exclamation marks out now i've calmed down a bit.

deflated - friday, may 04, 2007 - 08:34

man, i wanted to come to work today wearing the soltire, screaming "FREEDOM" and whistling proclaimers songs. they couldn't even call the election due to many problems. fuck fuck fucking fuck fuck.

it's neck and neck SNP vs Labour right now. that's pretty amazing, and they could form a coalition with the lib-dems to govern even if they didn't score a clear majority, but then they couldn't claim a mandate for a referendum on independance.

which is kind of their raison d'etre. anyway, it was an exhilarating evening for sure, but it was kind of like watching a porno with no money shot...

polls close! - thursday, may 03, 2007 - 14:29

oh my god, i'm so tense. 4:00PST and the first results will come in.

please, please, please do to Labour what we did to The Conservative Party a decade ago.

wipe them out.

okay, we left them one seat, big softies that we are.

***NICOLA STURGEON TOOK GOVAN!!!!!!!! ZOMG i want to cry


i can watch this shit across the atlantic, courtesy of the BRITISH broadcasting corporation. thanks guys. I'm hardcore SNP too. and i'm "english"

more beer, and more yellow please :)

(SNP is the scottish nationalist party, BTW)

***** the counting machines are gonna result in approximately 100,000 spoilt ballets. this is terrible. i don't suspect foul play yet, but it does reinforce my belief that paper votes counted by humans, no matter how long it takes, is the best tried and tested way to deliver the trueist count, and the best safeguard against electoral fraud.

today's MUNI report! - thursday, may 03, 2007 - 09:52

it would be nice to be able to say something nice about MUNI.


today, i witnessed the mind numbing stupidity of the MUNI train chasing the MUNI shuttle bus to west portal station.

i work in a bank and i get drugtested. is anyone checking on these douchebags???

but then... - wednesday, may 02, 2007 - 00:48

a guy passed me on the street bicycling with his dog while talkin' to his girl on his phone.

i am gonna miss teh gray area.

venting - tuesday, may 01, 2007 - 19:06

oh my god. an hour and a fucking half to get home.

yes, of course 2 MUNI trains eventually turned up at once.

i was fucking pissed off before i even got in the subway. why is it that people in the bay area have a basic inability to get on a train? or get that you stand at the side on an escalator if you're not going to move?

also, there seems to be some issue with understanding that things are happening "behind you" like the other people trying to get on the fucking train. i had the door slam on me gettign on BART'cos some dumb shit stopped dead right inside the door!! then it's ooooh where shall i sit. oh i think i'll go here. oooh, no maybe that's a better place. PICK A FUCKING SEAT I WANT TO SIT DOWN. oh, now i have to stand 'cos i couldn't get past you and everyone else grabbed the seats. oh, look at how some people take a seat for their bag or just sprawl how polite.

try this in new york or london. you will have footprints on the back of your head. then people will pick you up, profusely apologise, and tell you to take a cab for your own good.

it's kicking time - monday, april 30, 2007 - 09:22

elections in scotland this week and it's looking like bye-bye for labour.

tony, do it for the children!

spring in san francisco! - friday, april 27, 2007 - 12:18

is that poo??? something smells like poo.

and it's everywhere. it's not like sewage smell, it smells like poo that's been out in the sun for hours. i wonder if it's human?

don't snitch! - wednesday, april 25, 2007 - 12:48

oh noez, my office is hell. everyone is backstabbing each other and reporting to the big boss.

i'm none too sure if she realises how much time people are wasting on this obnoxious behaviour and, if i ever get called into her office, i'm going to express my furrowed brow of concern, in all innocence, and possibly we should notify HR???

i'm such a cunt.

i see... - tuesday, april 24, 2007 - 12:39

thankyou, clipboard girl, for reminding me on the way back that i still don't care about the environment (actually giving money to greenfleece) and thankyou for taking this precious time out of your life to show that you care.

housemates - monday, april 23, 2007 - 14:54

wow, he moved out without even saying anything.


just think, in seven weeks i'll be 100% in command of everything behind my frontdoor!

fuck yeah. 30-somethings living together is just fucking hell, even when you refer to the other person as 'baby' and she doesn't pee on the bathroom floor.

me me me me me.

time to freak out. - monday, april 16, 2007 - 16:16

i have 6 weeks left at my job and 8 weeks until i leave the US. holy shit, i don't know where to begin...

CUT - friday, april 13, 2007 - 22:40

okay, i'm really fucking bored. it's just as well the whore ranking is broken.

good news! - thursday, april 12, 2007 - 23:17

i was contemplating not blazing on my return to scotia, on account of mohammed's finest camel dung export.

however, a friend assures me the dank hydro shit is standard now. apparently, it went like this:

law : "we are sick of these frivolous and expensive prosecutions. let cannabis be downgraded to class C, and a mere fine will suffice."

stoners : "weed = legal. we grow!"

law : "hey, wait a minute!"

stoners : "haha."

I heart NYC pt2 - thursday, april 12, 2007 - 11:37

AGAIN!!! what the hell is up with this CALL ME BACK IMMEDIATELY and then you do and they just stepped out for a moment.

i do hear good things about new york, but it's true that it's never anything to do with business dealings!

killing - wednesday, april 11, 2007 - 23:18

tonight, i trod on a snail.

i felt the crunch, and instantly felt bad. i stamped upon its' remains to make sure it was dead. then, as i walked away, i felt myself not giving a shit, and checked myself for being such a careless asshole.

you see, when i was a little boy, i went through a phase of torturing insects. it didn't last long, until i realised how wrong it was, but i am forever affected.

i can't even remember the epiphany. surely that's important? anyway, life lessons. who knows, if i hadn't learned, it would be cats, dogs, and then gunning down the highschool clique.

we find it's best to let people go on a friday - wednesday, april 11, 2007 - 16:20

woah, the rumourmill here is going nuts.

17,000 people are gonna lose their jobs.


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